Archive for Funny Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield

December 2, 2005 at 11:08 pm · Filed under Funny Quotes

“If it wasn’t for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I’d have no sex life at all.”

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Sacha Guitry.

December 2, 2005 at 11:07 pm · Filed under Funny Quotes

“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Samuel Goldwyn

December 2, 2005 at 11:06 pm · Filed under Funny Quotes

“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on”

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