Category

Blonde Jokes

Category

Blind Man

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
yells to the bartender: “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?’ A deathly
silence
transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to
him
says: “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender
is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200lb blonde with a
black belt in Karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she’s a
pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that
joke?”
The blind man pauses to think, and says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to
explain it five times.”

Blonde, Brunette & Red Head

There were three girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head and
the were at the doctors office because they had all gotten
pregnant. As they were sitting there talking, the brunette
said “I’m going to have a boy because I was on top”. The red
head said “Well I am going to have a girl because I was on the
bottom.” The blonde starded crying hysterically and the other
two girls asked “What’s wrong?” The blonde said “Oh no I’m
going to have puppies!”